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Some BORING facts about me:

1. I’m a musician who grew up masquerading as a classical pianist.

2. I have a BFA in art and an MBA in marketing.

3. I spent 15 years working with engineers at Bell Labs creating animations that showcased how the internet works (and, at the same time, I learned how to speak in equation).

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